Brian Bigballs Goes Shopping

Warning:  This game is rude!  And silly!  Features sex, drugs and labradors.  

My first text game attempt charts the shopping trip of serious man Brian Bigballs.  An experiment to see how I can integrate cartoons, text and music.  
What kind of day will Brian have?  It's up to you, sort of (not really but there's a few different outcomes).  
Game soundtrack available:
https://christophelozenge.bandcamp.com/album/journeys-around-my-living-room